1997 Classic: The Scream 2 Logic

The movie taught us that the sequel is always bloodier, but in real life, the sequel is just the same job with a different manager.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

@HTML_Hacker10/12/2002 15:59<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Hellboy_Red01/17/2005 23:41I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Jordan_Fan_2308/05/2012 01:46Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Grinds_My_Gears02/14/2000 11:58You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Lag_Victim_0111/08/1998 15:27I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Leet_Speaker_7709/08/1999 01:207h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Llamas_With_Hats09/28/1996 14:00Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!