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2017 Classic: The War for the Planet of the Apes

 The trilogy is over. I’ve never been so sad about a CGI chimpanzee named Caesar.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Archive: The "Personal Cloud" Security
 I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
 CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Bitcoin ETF
 Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the ye...read more »
59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »
69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn
Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Illusion" Dua Lipa
 She’s at a pool, she’s dancing, and she’s still the queen of the...read more »
68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era
Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »
66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion
Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »
81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge
Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »
2025 Archive: The Michael (Jackson) Biopic
 2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

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2024 Classic: The Kendrick vs. Drake Diss-Track Era
 I spent an entire week in May refreshing YouTube every hour like...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Please Please Please" Video
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2025 Classic: The Wolf Man Remake
 More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »
78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef
Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro07/26/1996 21:10Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/15/2002 11:07This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Forrest_Gump_8803/10/2015 15:03Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Flash_Player_Fan09/11/2004 09:51Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Antivirus_Pro08/16/2003 22:47No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Celebrity_DM02/13/2009 01:54Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Everquest_Solo09/26/2008 02:53Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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