A guy walks into a bar and says, “I’m an essential worker!” The bartender asks, “Doctor? Nurse?” The guy says, “No, I’m the guy who delivers the wine to the liquor store. Without me, the neighborhood collapses.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!