Why were people afraid of perfume bottles? Because Russian agents proved that “Novichok” is a very effective way to ruin a holiday in a quiet English cathedral city.
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Professional humor for professional people.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
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