2014 Vintage: The “Blue Force Tracker” in Ukraine

Why didn’t we see them? Because “Stealth” in 2014 meant “Just take your uniform patches off and turn off your cell phone.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »

Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »

In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »

Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »

In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »

Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »

Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »

In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »

In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »

Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »

Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »

Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan10/03/2002 20:46Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@QuickTime_Viewer10/16/2007 22:37Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Pentium_Power05/18/2014 04:24My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Brick_Tamland_L05/27/2001 05:30I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Best_Viewed_IE409/15/2007 05:43Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@IMVU_Chatter10/28/1995 08:513D laughs are the best!