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2010 Classic: The Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez

Why was the “Beast” humbled? Because Cain hit him so hard Brock did a 360-degree spin before falling, proving that wrestling isn’t everything in the Octagon.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King’s Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog05/05/2004 04:46Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Scream_Ghostface06/20/2001 12:06Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Voodoo_3dfx07/30/2000 00:40The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Judge_Dredd_Law05/25/2007 22:28I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Liger_Owner_X01/08/2005 11:12It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@StumbleUpon_User03/22/2001 11:38I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Salad_Fingers_F03/31/2000 14:12I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Hashtag_Master10/02/2004 06:50#funny #joke #retro #90s

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