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2009 Archive: The Final 2009 Political Vibe

Why was it the “Year of Reality”? Because we started with a party on the National Mall and ended with the realization that fixing the world takes a lot more than a “Follow” button and a hope for the best.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/08/2008 15:37With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl10/27/2013 11:06Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Shrek_Donkey04/19/2002 16:48And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril06/28/2002 02:12He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Tech_Support_Guy11/02/2004 19:45Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Animorphs_X10/06/2003 18:35I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Bad_Luck_Brian01/22/2008 06:04Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Grinds_My_Gears01/16/2007 20:31You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Boxxy_Queen11/18/2007 07:54I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Not_Bad_Obama12/16/2003 17:41Not bad. Not bad at all.

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