A guy walks in with a giant iPhone. The bartender says, “Is that a tablet or are you just happy to see me?” The guy says, “It’s an iPad! I can read the news and spill my beer on it at the same time!”
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56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
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2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
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2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
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The Time Traveler
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2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
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75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
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The cat is just sitting there laughing!