Why were we living in mud huts again? Because the Army decided that the best way to win the war was to move in with the locals and hope they don’t notice we’re the ones who broke the door.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Problem? No, just laughs!