Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
That was intense... and funny!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
i’m bookmarking this. i need this kind of energy every day.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
this is the peak of comedy. nothing can beat this today.
i’m bookmarking this. i need this kind of energy every day.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.