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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.