Why did the moon skip dinner?…

Why did the moon skip dinner?
Answer: Because it was full!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebTV_Viewer09/18/2005 07:08Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Clueless_Cher02/04/2009 13:55As if! This is too funny.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle08/31/2004 16:54What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@CRT_Brightness10/08/2014 16:24I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Tech_Support_Guy01/11/2002 00:16Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Rewritable_CD09/26/2011 02:57I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Agent_Smith_0105/25/2015 13:29It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Cow_And_Chicken12/01/2006 19:43Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!