Because it was feeling crumb-y!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
I choose to believe it’s funny.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!