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Why did the blonde put her glasses on her stomach?

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her glasses on her stomach?”

  1. User_330
    User_330 [Human Verified]

    i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.

  2. User_291
    User_291 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  3. User_681
    User_681 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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