He’s definitely enjoying the vacation, but his days are numbered. He’s a puddle! A very happy, but very short-lived puddle.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.
my wife didnt laugh. i think i need a new wife. just kidding! or am i?
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.