A bulldozer! Just don’t try to wake him up suddenly.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
By the gods, this is a funny one!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
The history of humor in one post.
Tapping my way to a good mood.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
my uncle used to tell this at every wedding. good memories.
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.