A cat-astrophe! It’s pure, adorable feline chaos at its finest.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.