Ground beef! It’s a bit of a literal farm-to-table observation.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!