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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! It’s a bit of a literal farm-to-table observation.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer03/12/2015 11:20Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/14/1997 17:07Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@MIRC_Ghost09/29/2002 18:03Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Spice_Girl_Posh02/04/1998 14:18Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Pentium_Power12/19/1995 03:14My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@HTML_Hacker03/02/2012 21:58<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Nirvana_Teen10/24/2007 23:48Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Friday_Rebecca04/11/2015 17:07Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/27/1998 01:28May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Ultima_Online_V09/01/2002 16:57Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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