Why was Bono so happy? Because in 2000, he realized he could officially stay relevant for another 20 years just by wearing blue sunglasses at airports.
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
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