Why did the dad wear a suit jacket and pajama pants? He was “business on the top, party in the nap-room.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!