2009 Legacy: The Zombieland

“Rule #1: Cardio.” I told her this. She said, “Then why are you out of breath after opening a bag of chips?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »

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It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

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@Dreamcast_Gamer11/06/2002 03:03Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Palm_Pilot_User09/09/2007 02:42Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@WiFi_Zero_One11/10/2012 01:12Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Starship_Troopers11/21/2007 03:16I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Sum41_Skater11/02/2015 05:14In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@DMOZ_Volunteer04/15/2002 10:50Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker12/29/2009 10:28This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Cool_Story_Bro04/18/2012 23:52Actually, it IS a cool story!