2006 Legacy: The Zidane

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Zidane. / Zidane who? / Zidane (Is-an-y) body home? I’m at the World Cup!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

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@Doom_Guy04/29/2014 18:48Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@StreetFighter_Ken12/07/2013 02:06Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/21/2001 06:15Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball07/30/1999 08:46Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Pedro_For_Pres01/15/2009 21:52Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Woman_Yelling_C09/25/2005 18:37The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Digg_Submitter_0502/01/2014 02:53Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@David_After_Dent01/15/2007 22:19Is this real life? Or is it just funny?