2008 Classic: The YouTube 2008

“Look at this video of a cat playing a piano!” The bartender says, “The internet was a mistake.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

@Lycos_Dog06/06/2014 06:14Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@QuickTime_Viewer05/21/1996 01:20Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Cipher_Steak06/14/2009 14:15Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Transformers_OP07/04/2012 19:07Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Uncle_Rico_9801/17/1997 00:09I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Delicious_Links08/03/2014 19:41Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!