Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new Spider-Man toy?
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Classic: The Europe
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2024 Classic: The Ben
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am crying... with laughter!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
M’lady... this joke is superb.