I told her I made a wish upon a star. She said, “The star said ‘No’, go do the floors.”
Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Pet Translator
The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.