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1998 Archive: The Windows 98

 It’s supposed to be faster. It still takes longer to start up than it does for me to regret my life choices.

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@HTML_Hacker05/22/2015 23:44<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Uncle_Rico_9811/03/1999 12:33I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Construction_Dig01/20/2013 02:05Still digging for more humor!
@Club_Penguin_Kid09/14/2004 19:06Waddle on over and read this!
@Hacktivist_Fan12/21/2010 15:56Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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