My husband bought the one with the tablet controller. He’s playing it while I’m watching the news. We’re “sharing” the room, but we haven’t spoken in four hours.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
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