1996 Legacy: The Whiskey

A whiskey walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re aged well.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

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The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

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A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer10/26/2015 14:37Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Titanic_Survivor09/09/2004 10:06I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Married_With_Kids03/19/2003 16:57Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Space_Jam_Lola07/23/1999 23:49Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@ODP_Editor_9901/17/1996 18:39Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@CounterStrike_Pro06/05/2000 16:31Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@iPhone_User_0706/21/2010 17:05There’s an app for that? No, just this site!