1997 Classic: The Wendy

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door shakes!

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@Doom_Marines03/31/2000 04:00Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Baywatch_Runner02/26/1999 23:42Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Men_In_Black_K08/24/2000 06:59We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Hellboy_Red01/03/1996 04:29I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu07/15/2003 23:17Multipass! For the comedy club!

@AllYourBase_9910/18/2010 07:46All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Under_Const_Gif10/31/2001 06:40This site is never finished... with humor!

@Ring_Member_9801/01/2009 20:48Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Captain_Obvious12/31/2004 14:25This is a comment on a funny joke.