2005 Classic: The Weeds

A woman asks if the garnishes are “organic and locally grown.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Master9903/18/2009 17:07Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/19/2004 09:36I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Linux_Distro_Fan09/09/2011 08:05Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Pirates_Jack_S08/22/2011 03:03But you have heard of this joke!

@Overclocker_Pro10/16/2000 08:51My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Animorphs_X06/19/2009 22:13I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Heathers_Winona10/29/2015 01:40Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Captain_Obvious07/16/2002 05:21This is a comment on a funny joke.