We painted the living room “Millennium Taupe.” It looks like wet sand. We hate it.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Gift
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Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
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