2001 Vintage: The Vodka Tonic

A guy orders one and says, “Clear like my 1-megapixel photos.”

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@Linux_Kernel_0.104/13/2002 01:22Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Toy_Story_Woody11/13/2003 02:56There is a joke in my boot!

@Optical_Mouse_9908/08/2004 03:23I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Tank_Operator09/23/2010 09:45Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/27/2009 00:10The Dude abides... this joke.

@Ferris_Bueller06/26/2005 00:57Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Numa_Numa_Guy08/07/2011 04:53Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!