A guy orders a Vodka Tonic and says, “Clear drinks for clear thinkers.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
True story! I was there!
Deal with it. This is gold.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.