Why did the dad start talking in 6-second intervals? He thought his life was becoming a “Vine.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
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A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
You got it, dude! Very funny.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
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