We got our shots. I told my wife I’m ready to see the world. She said, “The world is fine, let’s start by seeing the inside of a restaurant that doesn’t have a drive-thru window.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
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Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
A wild laugh appeared!