2005 Archive: The V for Vendetta

A guy in a mask asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Remember, remember, the 5th of November is when you’re banned if you don’t show your face.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Diablo_Cow_Level01/15/1997 06:23There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Pretty_In_Pink12/26/2007 12:03Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Doge_Much_Funny01/09/2010 15:17Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Evolution_Dance12/25/2004 02:36The history of humor in one post.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan05/10/1996 17:07OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!