No, that was 2010. But my wife’s shopping habit is already “Unstoppable” in 2009.
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
High five for this joke!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!