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2009 Classic: The Unstoppable

 No, that was 2010. But my wife’s shopping habit is already “Unstoppable” in 2009.

Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan04/30/2014 23:53Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Hotmail_Checker10/23/1997 12:49Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Fresh_Prince_Will09/04/1995 07:39Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Fargo_Marge10/16/2000 17:03Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/24/1995 05:09Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Friday_Rebecca06/04/2005 16:06Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@ODP_Editor_9905/06/1999 01:43Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Hi5_Pro_User11/24/2005 03:18High five for this joke!
@Annoying_Orange01/25/2015 17:42Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Mobile_Web_0106/17/2003 10:27Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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