We had an argument. She didn’t just stop talking to me; she “unfriended” me on Facebook. Now I have to look through the window to see what she’s having for lunch.
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59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
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The Diet Partner
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As if! This is too funny.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
This is the future of humor!