1996 Archive: The Twister

My husband thinks he can predict the weather now because he saw Bill Paxton do it in a movie.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman04/14/2015 18:25Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Geocities_Neighbor03/23/2005 07:33Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Married_With_Kids04/02/1995 16:29Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Hide_The_Pain_H10/17/1997 08:12I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Netscape_Now_B03/21/2006 01:39I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Starcraft_Zerg01/15/2011 21:45Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!