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2009 Archive: The Twilight

New Moon: A guy walks in and takes his shirt off. The bartender says, “Put it back on, Jacob. This isn’t a forest.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
 "Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
 A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
 A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
 A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Inside Out 2
 A guy orders a drink for his "Anxiety." The bartender gives him ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready02/20/2001 09:09If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Hotmail_Original12/17/2011 05:36Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Oracle_Says09/13/2011 02:37I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Diva_Plavalaguna07/15/2008 01:24The highest note of humor!
@PeanutButter_J05/29/2006 11:58It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@WordPress_Fan_0312/05/2000 08:00The best thing since version 1.0!
@Bebo_Lover_0510/21/2002 15:07Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Trogdor_Burn09/30/2001 08:36Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Hat_Tip_Sir04/03/2001 13:53M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Challenge_Acc02/01/1998 13:06Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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