2016 Legacy: The Twenty One Pilots

“Stressed Out.” I told her I wish I could turn back time to the good old days. She said, “To when you were single? Nice try.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/22/2003 19:07Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory12/21/2015 13:53Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Pizza_Pizza_9902/16/2005 22:59Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Ghostbusters_V10/04/1996 17:39Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Bad_Luck_Brian11/09/1996 20:05Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Retweet_King08/06/2000 13:29RT if you think this is funny!