Catching up with the rest of the garden.
A mama tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato are walking. Baby tomato lags behind. Papa tomato squishes him and says, “Ketchup!”
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition
In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
What does a cloud wear under...
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Answer: Thunderwear!read more »
What’s the best way to catch...
What’s the best way to catch a school of fish?
Answer: With book...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
How do you know when the...
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Answer: It’...read more »
What do you call a can...
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Answer: A can’t...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the clock break up...
Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
Answer: Because it...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Turning Red” Edition
In 2022, the ultimate flex was sharing your green Wordle squares ...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
First! And it’s funny!
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.