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The Tomato Race

Catching up with the rest of the garden.

A mama tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato are walking. Baby tomato lags behind. Papa tomato squishes him and says, “Ketchup!”

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana? Answer: A mon-key!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition
In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
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What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Answer: Thunderwear!read more »
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53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? Answer: A can’t...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »

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50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Turning Red” Edition
In 2022, the ultimate flex was sharing your green Wordle squares ...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Modem_Meltdown06/09/2014 20:41My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Transformers_OP11/07/2015 06:30Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Top_Gun_Maverick06/17/2002 10:05I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Confused_Travolta09/30/1998 18:38Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Viewer_Number_106/11/2009 06:20First! And it’s funny!

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