A guy walks into a bar and asks, “What can I get for three rolls of ultra-soft, double-ply?” The bartender hands him a bottle of 25-year-old Scotch and says, “Keep the change, you’re a king.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mimosa
"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »
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