My wife cries every Tuesday night. I told her it’s just a show. She told me I have the emotional range of a teaspoon.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
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