She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.”
Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law...
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »
The Gardening Advice
Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.My mother-in-law t...read more »
The Dinner Guest
Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition
In 2017, you couldn't enter a room without hearing the hum of a f...read more »
60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition
In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »
The Cruise Ship
Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.My mother...read more »
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition
In 2014, your Facebook feed was 90% people getting wet and 10% pe...read more »
😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition
In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »
The Long Weekend
My mother-in-law decided to stay with us for an entire week. By d...read more »
Mother in law got pulled over....
Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »
65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, we all learned how to bake sourdough bread, wash our gro...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!