I told her I’m a survivor. She said, “You’re a ‘turkey’—full of stuffing and about to fall asleep.”
Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
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“A couple was getting married, and...
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The Life Insurance
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The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
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The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I am adding this to my links page right now.
3D laughs are the best!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.