Dark Fate: I told her “I’ll be back.” She said, “Don’t forget the bread this time, Arnold.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
That was super fast and super funny!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
A joke for the end of the world.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Found this on the deep end of the net.