“Shake It Off.” My wife sings this every time the dog gets wet. I sing it every time she mentions the credit card bill.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Found this on the deep end of the net.