2012 Legacy: The Taylor Swift

“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” My wife sings this every time I leave the room. I think she’s trying to tell me something.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye05/29/2011 19:58Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Backstreet_Fan11/04/2007 06:15I want it that way... the funny way!

@PeanutButter_J12/28/2012 01:29It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Cloud_Computing04/22/2008 01:36Storing my laughs in the cloud.

@Last_Commenter09/07/2013 07:07Saving the best laugh for last!