“You Belong with Me.” I told her she belongs in the kitchen. (I am writing this from a nearby motel).
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Oops, I laughed again!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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