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2009 Legacy: The Taylor Swift

 “You Belong with Me.” I told her she belongs in the kitchen. (I am writing this from a nearby motel).

Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80012/13/2000 19:58I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Britney_Spears_Fan05/05/2009 16:14Oops, I laughed again!
@Tech_Support_Guy08/02/2000 03:34Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Speed_Racer_Go12/23/2013 21:14Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Grumpy_Cat_Real05/10/1995 14:06I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Search_Scout_9909/22/2010 06:44Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Metacrawler_X10/18/2006 06:27Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Mondo_Media_X06/01/2011 15:38Top tier web animation humor!

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